I've just posted my first attempt at Andrew Zimmern-style food reporting, Devil's Breakfast, in this site's Essays section. Embedded below, should you feel you can stomach it, is a reference video I recorded of myself "enjoying" a pizza topped with bovine penis, slugs, and grubs. My gracious (and extremely good-humored) hosts were the owner-operators of Ah Badabing Pizzeria in Lakewood, WA. By the way, they really do make delicious normal-topped pizzas as well. Bon appetit!