Presented for your amusement and edification (using the handy "vlog" form so enjoyed by today's youth) is this, the first half of my list of 2012's most promising summer movies. A note about copyrights: I'm well aware I don't own the rights to any of the trailers shown in this video. However, it's my feeling that trailers are commercials for products called movies, so I'm doing these studios a favor by advertising their products warmly and excitedly here. I hope their Galaga squadrons of bloodthirsty intellectual property lawyers agree.
Annnnnd...roll 'em!